Over 102876

Did Demotivational Poster

FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting

TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

TAGS: why didn t simba eat them
Rating: 4.79/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!

MR. FRENCH - Always the gentleman's gentleman

TAGS: the topic of the day did say french
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I still have mi-...I mean, my SISTER had one...yeah, that's it.
Airman - September 21, 2009, 4:08 pm
thank you LD.. I could NOT remember the name of that doll.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:03 pm
Oh boy...the things he did to Buffy and Jody! Show Uncle Bill where he touched you on the Mrs. Beasley doll Buffy...
todd snyder - September 21, 2009, 12:50 pm
Memory Lane . . . 5 lions for you.

THAT'S RIGHT..... I DID IT - Did u see what I did there?

TAGS: house on fire did you see what i did there
Rating: 2.95/5

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BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:38 pm
Devil child
Merlin - December 16, 2008, 9:34 pm
And nothing of value was lost.
HOT GIRL - November 27, 2008, 9:04 pm
LMAO.love it

2012 -


TAGS: god creation did too
Rating: 3.92/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:55 am
Well done
Zetmonk - January 11, 2012, 5:13 am
Nice one! Way too clever to be offensive. ;-)
maoworks2 - January 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
One Up !


TAGS: pizza how did you fail
Rating: 3.9/5

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spypengen - September 19, 2012, 11:29 pm
that person is the ma5ter of fail

POEMS - Sometimes, the ending isn't expected.

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE FUTURE - Behold IDIOCRACY - More than a Movie, Becoming our Reality


TAGS: didn t see that coming did you
Rating: 4.48/5

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animeenthusiast - March 17, 2010, 12:52 am

TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.

YOUR SOCIOLOGY REPORT - Don't trust Wikipedia for it.

TAGS: screenshot or it didn t happen
Rating: 2.53/5

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Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:25 pm
like wtf
LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 1:18 pm
Great Scott!!!


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

Q. WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES? - A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be shot on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


FEAR - This is what it looks like.

TAGS: did he lose a bet or something
Rating: 3.09/5

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[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 10:41 pm
And yet another IMAGE,zat will stay with me a good while especially when the house settels @ night.

ANA - What did she do to get given a Lexus?

TAGS: what did she do to get given a lexus
Rating: 3.76/5

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forseti - March 25, 2010, 9:32 am
WillianC, you're really a genius! - Ana's legs are great, that's the answer!!!!!11111oneoneoneeleven
WillianC - October 8, 2009, 6:05 pm
Anaslex change position S n L them we have ANALSEX sorry for the english i'm not so good in that
Derek - October 8, 2009, 5:40 pm
She really wanted disLexus ;})


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?

NIKE - too late

TAGS: just did it
Rating: 2.5/5

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the chicken -

TAGS: why did the chicken cross the road
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:24 am
very funny a 5er


TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!


TAGS: i m calling dids as the zombie mod
Rating: 4.42/5

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potsy - December 15, 2011, 7:47 pm
that movie was wiked wiv the nazi zombie soldiers
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

deChelca - June 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
No apostrophes needed. "Nazi" singular - "Nazis" plural. *sighs*
Calvert - June 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
I'm actually the guy taking the photo, from the front seat of the tank. =)
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:42 am
That'5 gotta be Cranky, front and center...lol


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this photo, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cougar"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cougar...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5


TAGS: 15 years of using high speed internet didn t pass by traceless
Rating: 4.48/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:03 pm
Omg! Lol! I didn't even need to read the text to notice the picture. Goes to show you where my mind is, lol! 5L
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:40 am
thx! ;)
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:30 pm
this is awesome 5L's for you
Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:09 pm
I see dirty pipes gettin' it on!


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm



TAGS: hey man look what god just did
Rating: 4.1/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:42 pm
LMAO rerun! There's gotta be!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Taking my saw blade and backing into the corner slowly
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm

there is a poster in that
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:32 pm
Jewish mafia... a wholesale massacre!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
It used to be a ban pinata stick... but everyone just laughed at the ribbons on it.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:31 pm
No, my donkey is scared of the banhammer.
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:27 pm

I will get The Jewish Mafia on all you punk asses, my 5L vote machine don't go pimping for anybody. Right boonie? I SAID RIGHT BOONIE? we scare him yet?
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:24 pm
Cause you're too lazy to lift the banhammer?
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:22 pm
Nobody cuts nobody here but the mexican... I cut you with my banblade!
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:20 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:19 pm
Back off guys. Thats my noob!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Whoa! It's just like back in prison then??!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
don't listen to Rerun, he'll trade you for 4 cigarettes
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 9:14 pm
I noticed that I wasn't able to light up any less than 5 of those little lions! Just....Couldn't....Do....It.....Oh well. Worth the 5 anyways!
rerun - March 9, 2010, 9:12 pm

Outofdaboonies, 1. You are now boonie in all conversations. 2. TheTrashHeap (Trash) is a liar. You can vote his posters any way you want, however to really get along, see the Moderator button? We all get 5L, even on the crappy ones (we don;t do those).
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:10 pm
OMFG!! like fresh meat walking the gauntlet to their cell
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 9:08 pm
Nice Avatar!...... You must be new...did you know that you can vote on posters? The 1 through 4 lion buttons are broken on all my posters, so you can just vote a 5!
outofdaboonies - March 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
Nice job! I think I've had this same cloud hovering over me for months!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:33 pm
so now you have to play in her lap more? More Lap time, less poster time
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 9:32 pm
Trashette had photo suite on her laptop and I was unaware all this time. Now I just have to learn how to use it. Thanks for the Lions!
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
lmao...i voted 5 on this earlier and I just now noticed the finger!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:00 pm
TTH, you get new graphics software? nice text 5L

OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?

TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!

HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!

TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

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Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....

DID YOU KNOW - Obviously not!

TAGS: chores men sex didyouknow humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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Kyronic - May 11, 2012, 9:02 pm
I knew. I just chose Motifake over sex.


TAGS: aprchallenge regrets did i miss anything
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
Nice one sicko! I know guy from this car club. They have chapters everywhere. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 9:45 am
I too, regret the things I never did. Her name was Jodie.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 9:42 am
Yes sir!


TAGS: i did snopes this for accuracy
Rating: 3.76/5

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aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:44 pm
5/5, if not to honor soldiers, then to put it of whole number


TAGS: this cat didn t land on his feet
Rating: 3.46/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 21, 2009, 8:25 am
I would claw into that bird and use it to break my fall..
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:59 pm
Nice one Random. Fluffy's out weighed and needs to keep swinging.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 3:03 pm
Beautiful! LOL


TAGS: fear day did i fire 5 shots or 6 you know in all this confusion i lost track feelin lucky punk
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Fear is behind the trigger.

HEY MAN! - Pull my friggin' finger!

TAGS: didier drogba farts
Rating: 2.5/5

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DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:50 pm
Chances are....no
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Keep trying Radio. You may actually make a motifake someday.

OH NO SHE DI'NT!!! - Oh yes she did



LOGICDUDE ASKED YOU NICELY - to stay off of his lawn He's done asking

TAGS: didn t like that crater in the front yard
Rating: 4.65/5

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MrBlack - April 23, 2010, 10:51 pm
Funny, people tend to listen when I ask them calmly to please stay off my lawn and pick up that bottle they just tossed there. Might have something to do with the fact I like to sharpen my swords (especially the serrated ones) outside on my porch.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:24 pm
and he's ready to administer a high velocity..."get off my lawn" 5L
Derek - April 23, 2010, 5:50 pm
Aha! A Jaguar with jaguar camo.
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
LOL +5


TAGS: gambling calendar lottery math suckdiddliuckiness
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:22 am

WHAT ARE THE ODDS - that this could work at home?

TAGS: nah didn t think so
Rating: 4.23/5

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Who Cares? - January 19, 2010, 8:18 pm
Just asking for trouble with that double negative.
Derek - January 19, 2010, 7:03 pm
Remember, you are just spam in the can


TAGS: she did it her way
Rating: 4.11/5

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LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.

TAGS: you didnt read the poster and youre not reading this so why am i even typing assignment for october 18 redhead with great cleavage its a good thing
Rating: 3.68/5

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GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...

BABY PICTURES - An embarrassingly effective form of psychological torture, most commonly used by mothers when meeting your date for the first time. Isn't that right, LogicDude?

TAGS: logicdude should be happy i didnt use the one of him in the bathtub
Rating: 3.54/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:46 am
I remember waaaaay back then when I wore a diaper! Now I wear "Oops! I crapped my pants" undergarments. They're 'garments' so it's not the same. *sniff* Uh-oh...Roamer? ROAMER!? I need a new 'garment'!
Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:35 am
Awwww, how cuuute!!! Is litlle baby Logic gonna munch his little toesies? Num-num-num, num-num-num! Aren't you just the sweetest little... *sniff* Uh-oh. Someone needs a diaper change. Yes they do. And it's Uncle Roamer's turn to chane you, isn't it?

YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES - A staple of every diet around the world (Almost)

TAGS: did the germans grab enough beer
Rating: 3.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 23, 2009, 12:17 pm
The moral of this story is to not live in a tent in the desert. I've learned my lesson now, thank you.
lolman - October 22, 2009, 5:51 pm
You screwed the order up, Germany should have been first, they spent the most


TAGS: helloboysdidyoumissme
Rating: 3.18/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 6:18 am
"Work, work, work. Hello, boys. had a good night's rest? I missed you."
LogicDude - March 16, 2009, 2:16 pm
That's "Hedley"...
Sean - March 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Thanks Fatty, but I suspect it is only a matter of time before Cubbybear corrects my math -- as a matter of principle to him. He's no addition-Nazi. Bye.
Fatty - March 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
Good as always Sean! Extra points for Blazing Saddles.
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hello boys. I missed you.


KING JAMES - Rewriting the rules is kinda what he does...

ZAIDI MUNTADAR - an American hero

TAGS: i may not have liked the guy s intenions but what he did was awesome amirite
Rating: 1.7/5

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spacedog - November 17, 2009, 5:43 pm
@LogicDude - Yes! Austin Powers FTW!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 5:10 pm
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:20 pm
Them heels could put an eye out.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 4:19 pm
What? He threw a pump?
LogicDude - November 17, 2009, 4:12 pm
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
aesop's folly - November 17, 2009, 4:08 pm
He threw the shoe


AGGY'S NIGHTLY WALK ON THE STRIP - somehow finds it's way to Circus Circus

TAGS: you didn t fool us
Rating: 4.55/5

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DillyRat - May 19, 2010, 1:58 pm
I would pay 2 dollars for Ben and Jerry's ;C)
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 1:19 pm
Once in awhile, it's missing teeth and a jagged wallet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:33 pm
2$ bj's come with jagged teeth and a missing wallet.....Just ask Aggy.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 11:56 am
I was there, you get waht you pay for...But much better than the $1 BJ's at the Riviera! 5 BJ's and the 6th is free!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:50 am
I think circus circus would see an all time high in visitors if this happened, of course with aggy at the front of the line.

MR.M -


TAGS: i didn t want to know
Rating: 4.5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 2:51 am
You're a 5ick man, Bull. Po5t more plea5e!


TAGS: i think jesus said that somewhere but it didnt make it into the bible
Rating: 4.35/5

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Sean - June 1, 2010, 1:40 pm
Thanks. And fortunately for lesbians and those of us who respect them, woodless dudes tend to throw like non-lesbians.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:58 am
Good one!
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:09 pm
Heh heh.

MRS SPACEDOG'S ROMANTIC EVENING - It's going to be a short one

TAGS: he tried not to do it really he did
Rating: 4.34/5

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spacedog - March 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
LOL! Airman have you been texting with my wife again? I mean...who you calling short? HA! 5Ls.
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
Answer my fan mail pls!!! 5L LMAO!!!
ICEMAN - March 3, 2010, 9:17 pm
Haaa!!! You funny guy. 5L
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:11 pm
Wow. No turning back now... 5L
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 7:32 pm


TAGS: never been on a horse she didn t like cubby
Rating: 4.29/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
5L for Cubby. You animal. You amsome, amsome animal. Does she do the reverse cowgirl as well?

JUST SO YOU KNOW - What Aggy, Rerun, GreyScorpion & Mr. M get up at the Annual Mod's Picnic.


TAGS: was gonna bug me if i didn t make this poster
Rating: 4.17/5

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NNN1812 - February 14, 2010, 3:37 am
This is golden...5L, and... Yaranaika?
Bartimaeus - December 29, 2009, 9:38 pm
lol I think it's brilliant, but then...I'm an anime fan.
Faceplant31 - December 24, 2009, 2:02 pm
I dont care if this gets 1L'd to all hell, i kept seeing this and it would have bugged me if i didn't make it.

THE ELDERLY - Senior citizens are uncomfortable when the volume is at any even number under 40.

TAGS: tv elderly humor didyouknow sound
Rating: 4.15/5

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spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:38 am
5L and I feel uncomfortable when the volume is not on a multiple of 5

FUN WITH THE NEWS - When the news doesn't realize the pronunciation of certain words

GO MARLINS! - rooting on the 1100 fans at the park

TAGS: i didn t know baseball had cheerleaders
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:33 pm


TAGS: wait defender of what did you say
Rating: 3.86/5

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spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:41 pm
LMAO! @LD, tail over the shoulder like a continental soldier?
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Veggie glad to see you're back!!!
Produceman117 - December 4, 2009, 7:51 pm
Yes, yes, yes! 5L.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:30 pm
I mean Captain...
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 5:44 pm
Just call me Caption Bone...and where do I sign?
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 5:00 pm
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 4:59 pm
Join my Army today! Or we'll all be left fapping alone! LMAO Bone - you even got the length of my "tail" right...5L!
CANADA - December 4, 2009, 4:30 pm
I got the back! looks like LD needed a hand

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

TAGS: this might explain why the golf club didnt enhance our fore play
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!

LIFE SPAN - Apparently Midgets live shorter lives than normal people...

TAGS: november challenge who didnt live for saturday afternoon midget wrestling
Rating: 3.85/5

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Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 5:04 pm


TAGS: preachers night out yes i know kung fu devil did this picture first but this is my take on it
Rating: 3.83/5

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R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
@ Airman: LOL! If I'm going to Hell, this isn't the desiding factor, I've been Hell-bound for years! I'm glad for the company though! Kegger! Woooo!
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:43 pm
that is SO WRONG!!! 5L
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:08 pm
I believe you will be joining the rest of us in hell Jake. It will be a big crowd. 5
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:45 pm
great job jake love it. 5 sinners.


TAGS: mar 16 psychology day you see what i did there
Rating: 3.8/5

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Anonymous2 - March 18, 2010, 12:10 am
Gotcha, 1L it is...
CANADA - March 17, 2010, 12:07 am
Sparrowgirl - March 16, 2010, 11:21 pm
Lol. Clever. 5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice one Matt.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 4:44 pm
Effin AMSOME!!!
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:40 pm
You're right, I don't. But I did. 5 stinkeyes.
MrRandom - March 16, 2010, 4:36 pm
MENTOK! The Mind Taker! Oooo weee ooooo!



TERMINATED FOR CAUSE - Cubby forgot to read the fine print in his employment contract

TAGS: or maybe he did read it
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:43 pm
That must be the 7th inning stretch, right Cubby...

PUNK ROCK - "And I swear that I don't have a gun No I don't have a gun" - Kurt Cobain

TAGS: then how did you shoot yourself
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:59 pm
You're GS's sister?......That explains a lot.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Wait...You were in My bedroom?!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:22 am
No... What I told you was "I found Nirvana in your sisters bedroom, she does some crazy shit with hand lotion"....you must have blocked some of it out....jk.
GreyScorpion - May 21, 2010, 9:15 am
you told me Nirvana was your favorite hand lotion
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 9:14 am
I...I....I just.......Nirvana was punk?....I just......1L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:36 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 8:30 am
Myself and most others who put effort and consideration into every poster we make, That's who cares forseti. Quality over quantity. If you think half assed posters are the way to go, just keep on like you have been. The rest of us will strive for quality.
forseti - May 21, 2010, 4:29 am
i like the pic. who cares if it fit's perfectly to today's topic?!? 5 L
TheTrashHeap - May 21, 2010, 1:02 am
You figured wrong. Punck rockers kill themselves with drugs, not guns.
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 12:58 am
There was the classic mistake. You were thinking. Grunge Rules.
pzykosiz - May 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
i figured it was close enough for today's topic.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:50 pm
They were "grunge" which is a musical movement I do fondly love to listen to.
TheTrashHeap - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
In no way was Nirvana "PUNK Rock". In no way is Punk dead.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:32 pm
He killed himself.
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm
He Killed Punk Rock
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:31 pm
Hahaha! Ohh Kurt!


TAGS: why didn t you hire him sooner cubby
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 10:10 pm
Droopy! Oooohhh boy.
Hawamleh - July 22, 2010, 10:07 pm
Who is it?

HINDU PARABLES - You know the one with the sea beasts and the elephant right?

TAGS: it is quite the sordid tale
Rating: 3.5/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:25 am
See, Noahs Arc finished off the dinosaurs, but what about all the sea reptiles? there you have it.
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 6:47 am
Yes the lazers or lasers as they are refered to as in the parable.
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 9:47 pm
And lazers?!?!?


HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!

TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?

FIRESTORM - Not just a comic book hero anymore.


FORK - Put one in her... she's done

TAGS: august challenge why didn t her pop up timer work
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - November 15, 2009, 10:51 pm


CARDINALS - I had a drink of his tea next thing I knew my pants were around my knees.

YOUR DATE - She just wanted to have a drink and maybe some conversation... Looks like you got the BONUS Plan!

TAGS: august challenge beer she didnt say no did she
Rating: 3.12/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 2:00 pm
Hmmm. sounds like The Diceman was sprinkled generously on above said statement
agdaniele - August 29, 2009, 5:11 pm
Waking her up so she'll finish the rest of that beer? That's what makes LD who he is!

DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.

PROPER ADVERTISING - If only Farnsworth had used it in Cosmo

JIHAD - If this won't start a holy war I don't know what will

NO I DIDN'T - Because you used too many caps And you wrote a demotivational text when the normal ones don't have one


SOMEONE - Didn't get the joke.

TAGS: someone didnt get eye left right
Rating: 2.17/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 5:30 am
The Bukkake Ninja - you'll never see him coming. "Ow, my eye!" Someone get the original image, and redo it just as I typed it.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 7:41 am
Someone doesn't know how to "use" WOMEN.
aPauling - September 12, 2008, 9:01 am
SOMEONE: Doesn't know how to use the comments section.

HONEY,DID U SECURE THE LAUNDRY ? - what else ? land mines ? u know it gets ugly when some one try to steel ur clothes

TAGS: honey did u secure the laundry
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 1:59 am
Pretty bad situation in the country if you need that kind of security for your clothes.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:21 pm
One in a list of "isn't" questions here.
DreMagnum - November 21, 2009, 10:05 pm
Isn't "Someone" one word?
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 9:57 pm
I'll stick with Zed's nicer assessment of this one. I needn't be me all the time.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 9:49 pm
This would be funnier if you left out the text-speak and learned how to spell.

NIKE - Just did it...

I DID - I am the one on the right...Pro

TAGS: i did
Rating: 1.27/5

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the real pro - July 10, 2008, 4:11 pm
Why are you impersonating me? Do you have gay fantasies about me?

Parenting Skills -

TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!

A Moderator Nightmare -

TAGS: do does did
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - October 15, 2014, 2:26 pm
I get it...the mod was confused the Dig My Dog site with Hammy's site, Did My Goat...
Thedge - October 14, 2014, 10:32 pm
Wait a minute here! Freud wore a slip?
GaryO - October 14, 2014, 10:14 pm
Suddenly……life is again beatable
Greeny - October 14, 2014, 9:42 pm
I'm betting it's one of them Freudian slip things...
spacedog - October 14, 2014, 6:43 pm
Nice catch ughomer. I will admit I missed it in the queue page, and the first two times I read this poster.


TAGS: regrets day if you don t have a basement full of 2l s you didn t try hard enough
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:22 pm
5 basements full.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Very good Grey, this poster spawned me spelling error poster. Thanks 5L BTW
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:04 pm
Awesome! Best of the 'regrets' in my opinion.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 5:03 pm
HA! We all know that... great poster Grey!


TAGS: did you rate yours yet
Rating: 4.65/5

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Silverheart - February 7, 2013, 3:45 pm

I always vote on posters, my way of giving feedback. I give a lot of 5s ( love it), many 4s (like it), a few 3s (ok, could be better), rare 2s (didn't like) and only two 1s (would burn if I could).
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
I would have written MY posts, but then its not just mine I am talking about. I have very rarely voted anything less than 5L to ANYBODY'S poster.. :P I do vote, even though I don't comment a lot.
mariand - February 7, 2013, 1:39 pm
lol...I think that you should have wrote "I don't always rate MY posts..."... once, I was so disappointed by one of my posters that I voted 3L on it...hehehe
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 12:03 pm
I have rarely voted 3 or less most probably less than 10 times in all. That too a long time ago. Since then if it is something I would give a 4L, I just don't vote.
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 12:02 pm
It's simple, open your profile page select your poster and click the rating you want.... Ok jokes apart, I do it for the ratings :P. In my defense; I rarely vote anything less than 5L. I vote 5L or I don't.
Greeny - February 7, 2013, 11:58 am
I've never understood how individuals vote on their own stuff, but this is funny.
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 10:44 am
Thanks ... I just thought it would be poetic of me (by my low-standards of poetry) to make a poster about me, talk about 5L's and vote first (as usual) and give it a 5L - and I did it... Ha Ha... I even wrote the stuff on that pic... :P
GaryO - February 7, 2013, 10:41 am
How….oxymoronic of you, Fayk. You now have the privilege of knowing exactly what you think of yourself. You contain a bit of weirdness that just pops out, dontcha. I love it! So I‘m matching yer 5L
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 10:19 am
Yaay! I did it, I voted first... Not that there was any competition, but i wanted to do it.... :D